Am I dead? No.

I hate to do the trite thing and post about not posting, but this is certainly one the longest Evhead silent times ever. And I know you miss my regular semi-daily to much-too-many-times a day charm. So, what could be the explanation for this absence? I will have to tell you later. It is a good one. By the way, it will continue for a few more days. Also: Email will be slow.