This is better anyhow.

I solved the PayPal problem. Well, except for the actually getting our money out issue. But we're now taking credit cards on our own site. Assuming this works, at least we can cut PayPal out of the loop and stop sending them money they won't give us. And users. Also, it's less annoying for non-U.S. people (all people, actually). It is now live. Knock on wood.