phpsysinfo looks useful. It's, "a PHP script that displays information about the host being accessed. It will displays things like Uptime, CPU, Memory, LM Sensors, SCSI, IDE, PCI, Ethernet, Floppy, and Video Information." Example. Hmmm, PHP, though. I wonder is there any equivalent for Java (JSP/Servlets) or ASP? I could imagine how it could be written, roughly, but that would be a pain.