T-shirt shop saga: marriage fraud, drugs in Key West: "For seven months, Key West police rookie Tara Koenig posed as 'Kelley Stone,' a 22-year-old college dropout turned T-shirt shop employee, observing as patrons were allegedly fleeced, scammed, cajoled, fondled, even physically restrained by some of her co-workers." This is an interesting story for those of us who lived in Key West with a little sister who worked in one of these shops when she was in high school and under our guardianship. It's also not terribly surprising. I remember those t-shirt shops as cheesily horrific places. "...we probably have more than we actually need,'' says the mayor. Um...yeah, probably. <via hoo boy!>