Go, John.

Microsoft: AOL trying to take over Net: "A Microsoft attorney sparred with an America Online executive in court on Thursday, each accusing the other of plotting to dominate the Internet." A) No shit they're both plotting to dominate the Internet, was someone questioning that? B) This is mostly noteworthy to me only because the AOL executive in question is a friend/advisor/investor in my company. He makes me like AOL better than I would otherwise. (It's still not that much. ;-)