The Monkey Bite Archive (04/01/02):
Everyone here at Webmonkey HQ has been laugh-rioting over The Onion, a sort of parody site that puts a hilarious spin on world news and current events. Other recent "Add to Favorites": eBay, where you can bid on hard-to-find items (or auction off some of your own!) and the Internet Movie Database, an amazing collection of cross-referenced data about movies and actors — the perfect place to settle all those "Corey Haim or Corey Feldmen" arguments!
It's all true!