The Inevitable

Lance Arthur:
Every online journal writer worth his or her weight in little packets of soy sauce must, at some point, write about not having anything to write about. I believe I have done it, throughout my lengthy, pathetic and I think entirely pointless online writing "career" three or four times by now. So I figure it probably happens about once every other year, if I average that out, so it?s time for another one here at this site.
(He then, of course, goes on for a few entertaining pages about a variety of topics, my favorites being therapy and Vegas.)