So, if you were a computer/OS company struggling for sustainability and market share and someone said they wanted to buy a million of your computers to give them away (even offering to restrict it to people who weren't already your customers), that'd be a good thing...right? Not if you're Apple, apparently. According to News.com, "Apple decided not to let Freemac buy any iMacs to give away, not even at full retail price..." Brilliant.