If you haven't seen it already, Derek has a great new story up, from which I quote: "When I was traveling alone in Europe I decided that the secret to life was that control was an illusion. Of course, my dad, the philosophy major, had always told me that. But I learned that he wasn't completely right. You do have control over one lousy thing in life. And that's your reaction to the shit that the universe hands you. That's it." Wise beyond his years, that Powazek kid.