Catch Olympic Fever and Nobody Gets Hurt!: "The Olympics take themselves very seriously in a way that only something so irrelevant can take itself seriously. The USA Olympic Team pummels us with guilt bi-yearly, insisting it's our patriotic duty to make sure those shot putters and bi-athletes get to go to Switzerland or Madagascar or wherever the hell it is they go. Personally, I feel that if you have chosen to dedicate your life to the javelin, that's your problem, not mine."