Oh dear: "Welcome to the world of BonziBUDDY! He will surf the web with you as your very own friend and sidekick! He can talk, walk, joke, browse, search, e-mail, and download like no other friend you've ever had on the net!" Cool. I've been needing a friend who can really download. I also love the parenthetical, "NOTE: This is computer software! He actually learns from you!" Just in case you thought it was a real "buddy."