Andrew Marlatt: "For a long while, I thought the layoffs were kind of funny, but now not so much. In the beginning, the Internet was like this hot new bar, right? Everyone wanted in, and the 80-proof dot-com juice was flowing, and if you put a lampshade on your head and danced around, you got $40 million in funding. But then it was last call, the taps ran dry, the lights came up, and the people wearing lampshades were just, you know, people wearing lampshades."