Girls Suck:

I have hired a girl to hang out with me, and pretend to fawn over me.

I've recieved more phone numbers than I know what to do with, and since I have been getting phone numbers the girl I hired has asked me out on Wed.

Girls are strange.

Hmm... [rubs chin in a plotting and pondering sort of manner...] (Hey, it worked for Ronny Miller! <thanks for the reminder, Dan>)