Turkey rescinds law that allowed schools to conduct virginity tests on students. Morning Fix: "'So we're thinking the whole "we'd rather die by rat poison than submit to forced virginity testing" thing was sort of a sign that young girls didn't really want to be dragged into a clinic and have their legs pried open and be forcibly "inspected" by swarthy men who were not their boyfriends all in the name of Allah and also in the name of rampant ongoing repression of women because they can't grow cool mustaches and start wars and that's just what we do,' said Department of Rampant Ongoing Female Repression Despite Some Occasional Improvements official and forced virginity expert Umut Ummugulsum, who has more 'u's in his name than is normally allowed by law."