dooce.com: "As of today, 22 April, 2002, I will no longer be updating this website, dooce.com. There are several reasons that have led me to this decision, the biggest of which is that this website has caused more damage and sorrow to my personal life than it has good." Understandable, but sad. The good news: "I will continue to be a subversive whiny bitch online, somewhere, under an assumed identity. If you are ready for it, please find me."