Squirrel Bait cracks me up: "Cubicle walls are much too soft. When you bang your head against them, you don't get a satisfying THUD -- you get a prissy little *bwoomf* that sounds like a poodle fart. The only dwarves I don't feel like at the moment are Happy, Doc, and Sneezy." And, no -- that does *not* mean I have a crush on her!